Backstage Etiquette

When I am fortunate enough to go backstage at a concert, I try to be as low maintenance as possible… basically one step above furniture. Coincidentally “one step above furniture” is how some past girlfriends described me.

Years ago, I was backstage with a band before their show, quietly sitting on a couch. One lady, a friend of a friend of the band, sat down next to the bassist and said, “Entertain me!”

I believe police are still searching for her body.