One way to improve concerts: Tranquilizer Darts

One way to improve concerts: Tranquilizer Darts

I was at a venue where they clearly stated that you were not allowed to take pictures or videos during the performance. This one lady was filming entire songs.

The solution? Hit her with enough drugs to bring down a panda.

The venue could have large-animal veterinarians walking the aisles.

“Are you a licensed zoo professional? Do you have good aim? Have you ever sedated something the size of a small horse? Then we have a job for you!”

Drunk guy won’t stopping talking? Sleep tight.

There is not a big scene. No one gets hurt. The rest of the crowd can enjoy the show in peace.

The obnoxious guy wakes up later, sober and calm. Maybe he is covered in his own urine, but that would have happened anyway.

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